"How are my people doing?" is what the Chavez government claims Chávez said after he regained consciousness.
Venezuelan on line satire site Chigüire Bipolar nailed it: according to communication minister Villegas, doctors said Chávez needs a doses of 23 governorships to recover soon.
This is going to get more and more ridiculous by the day: tomorrow they will tell us Chávez is much healthier and is calling for a massive vote in favour of PSUV candidates.
And today, just a day before the regional elections, the state will sell over 3 million tones of (mostly imported) food at very low prices. All workers will be wearing government-friendly t-shirts and all this will be linked to the current government on state TV.